“Why are your stories so tall”, “Never write again” Tottenham fans react hilariously to latest Kane rumours

Tottenham Hotspur star Harry Kane has agreed to a five-year-deal with Spanish giants Real Madrid, according to reports. Reports emerging from Spain suggest Real are in line for a massive overhaul of their squad after the end of the season. They are very keen to solve their attacking woes at the end of the season, making it … Read more

“Stunning”, “Amazing place” Tottenham fans in awe of club’s latest pictures of £1billion new stadium

Tottenham Hotspur’s new home in north London is starting to look like a proper stadium now. The recent images released by the club on Twitter came as a valentine gift to all the Spurs fans across the globe. The compression ring around the top of the stands is fully complete and the stadium should start the roof … Read more

“North London is white” Tottenham fans on cloud nine after derby win vs Arsenal

Harry Kane’s second-half header proved decisive as Tottenham Hotspur moved up to 3rd in the Premier League with a 1-0 North London derby win over Arsenal at Wembley. The Tottenham striker scored his 7th goal in 7 Premier League games against Arsenal, piling more misery on Arsene Wenger. After a breathless first quarter, Arsenal managed to … Read more

“Best striker in the world”, “Become a true Spurs legend” Tottenham jubilant after Kane’s phenomenal achievement

Harry Kane joined the 100-goal club of the Premier League after his dramatic last-gasp penalty earned us a point against Liverpool. The Tottenham striker missed a late penalty in normal time and appeared to have blown his team’s chances when Mohamed Salah scored at the other end with what looked likely to be the winner. But … Read more

“Disappointed”, “A draw does not mask the poor display” Tottenham fans react to 2-2 draw vs Liverpool

Harry Kane scored his 100th Premier League goal to help Tottenham Hotspur earn a vital 2-2 draw against Liverpool at Anfield on Sunday in what turned out to be a mesmerising contest. Things couldn’t have got off to a worse start for Spurs as Mohamed Salah opened the scoring inside three minutes. An erratic backpass from … Read more

“Stop tweeting So much just to tease us” Tottenham fans struggle to handle excitement as deadline day nears its end

Tottenham Hotspur are yet to make any new signings during the January transfer window but with deadline day upon us, we could be in for a sensational late signing. Spurs are a club who are usually not very keen to do deals in the winter transfer window. And with Mauricio Pochettino also possessing the same ideology, … Read more

“We really need the pace”, “Get him done” Tottenham fans urge Levy to sign unhappy PSG star

Tottenham Hotspur are keen on signing out-of-favour Paris Saint-Germain winger Lucas Moura, who has been told by manager Unai Emery to find a new club this month. Since PSG signed Neymar and Kylian Mbappe at the start of the season, Lucas has been devoid of first-team opportunities and is all set to leave the club this … Read more

“Amazing. Can’t wait!”, “Looking brilliant” Tottenham fans go crazy as club releases latest update on £850m stadium

With the amount of hard work and dedication put in, it looks like it is just a matter of few months before Tottenham move into their brand new £850m stadium. We moved to Wembley in the summer, after the beginning of the new stadium construction in place of the old White Hart Lane ground. Though we … Read more

“Can easily push dele and erisken”, “Just as good as Mahrez” Tottenham fans lose the plot after French attacker’s dazzling display

It is very clear Tottenham Hotspur need a couple of fresh faces in this transfer window to revitalise the squad as well as boost the club’s chances of a top-four finish. Mauricio Pochettino looks keen to bolster the squad but is unable to spend sky-high, given our club’s tight financial structure. However, as far as the … Read more

“Wait, what???????” Why recall him?” Tottenham fans baffled by club’s January deal for defender

Cameron Carter-Vickers has secured a new loan move just four days after being recalled from his previous loan-deal. The 20-year-old centre-back has now joined Ipswich Town on loan for the rest of the season, confirmed by our club’s official Twitter account. He was recently recalled from a loan at Championship side Sheffield United despite making 17 … Read more